Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth
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Tcher: How old is your dad?
stud: As old as i am.
Tcher: How is it possible?
Stud: He became father only after i was born.
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judge: What was he doing when u arrested him?
Cop: He was arguing with a driver.
Judge: That`s no proof he was drunk.
Cop: There was no driver there--------------------------------------------------
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit,
I don't even have a bid car like Mike.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Mike..
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Several women appeared in court,
each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived.
The judge called for orderly testimony.
"I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed.
The case was closed for lack of evidence.
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Getting married
is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree,
I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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