One day there was this naked man and elephant,
the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds,
ask the naked man,
"HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
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Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept with ur mom last nite"
Da whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
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Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
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( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )
married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
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Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
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Do you like mathematics?
If so, add a bed,
subtract your clothes,
divide your legs and we can multiply!
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A Sex expert was once asked,
whether a rape is possible while running.
No, he replied,
woman can run faster with her skirt up,
than a man with his pants down.
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